Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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