your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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