He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Randomize
