We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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