I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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