I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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