im holly from the hills drunk
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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