Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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