God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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