I think my vagina is haunted
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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