I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
