capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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