Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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