so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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