How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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