Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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