Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Dick very happy bro
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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