I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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