Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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