i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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