Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We got so high we made milksteak
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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