Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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