D3 body, D1 cock
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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