I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In other news, I just burned my penis
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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