do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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