well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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