i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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