He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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