margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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