So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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