It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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