we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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