Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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