its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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