College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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