I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Banned from zoo.
Again?
do herpes really smell.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
