I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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