Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
You work out of a Hotel?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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