Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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