giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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