omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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