Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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