why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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