So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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