You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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