I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize