: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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