who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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