He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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