I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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