I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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