No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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