he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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