Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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