u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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