I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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