Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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