Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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