even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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