Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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