oh god the rape fog is back!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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