He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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